The Illuminatus! Trilogy
By Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker
The Illuminati are a secret society that (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) control everything
in the world (SEX DRUGS SEX) including all governments, financial
institutions, and (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) intelligence agencies. No, they're not.
Well, yes they are but not really. (SEX DRUGS SEX) They originated in
Bavaria in 1776 (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). No, actually they go all the way back to
Atlantis. No, (SEX DRUGS SEX) Atlantis never really existed. Yes it did.
It's not just one society (DRUGS SEX DRUGS), it's a whole bunch of them
(SEX DRUGS SEX) together. No, it's just one, and they go all the way back
to Atlantis, which never (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) existed, oh yes it did. They've
had an uninterrupted existence since 30,000 years ago (SEX DRUGS SEX) -- no
they actually only go back as far as the 1800s (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). Fnord.
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