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Faust

By Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker


Faust
I'm a symbol of humanity. (tries to kill himself)
Mephistopheles
I'm the devil. (does evil)

Faust
Devil, let's make a deal.
(They do, but it goes BAD.)

Faust
This sucks. Devil, fix things.
Mephistopheles
Uh, I can't. Uh. You have to go seek the mysterious underworld beings called the "Mothers" who have the power to help you. Yeah. That's it.
(Faust DIES and lives HAPPILY EVER AFTER, because Mephistopheles was too busy picking up CHICKS.)



THE END


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