Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
By Roald Dahl
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
(Charlie gets a TON of Willy Wonka chocolate bars.)
Hooray. I'm an instant winner.
Hi kids. Four of you will undergo severe physiological distress that
in the real world would get me sued, and one will be picked to be
the Special One.
(Charlie gets picked.)
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