This movie's title would probably accurately describe most of the people involved with its production, as this movie starts out nowhere and stays there.

The Plot: This takes place in the 70s, and it's the last day of school. A bunch of stuff involved hazing of future freshman happens and has no bearing on the rest of the film. We are introduced to characters that I ended up calling things like "the stoned guy" and "the football guy." (Normally, if I don't pay attention to a character's name, it's because they're insignificant. In this movie, all characters are insignificant.) A party happens in the forest, but we really don't end up caring about anything that happens there. People sit on a football field at midnight and get busted by the cops. The end.

Wait, the end? That's right. At no point in the movie does a real plot happen. This movie is just "another day in the life of people who are boring and don't do much."

1 turkey. No "bad movie" jokes to be found. Just all around badness.

Scene to watch for: Uhh....

Best line: Umm....

Things that make you go "Huh?": Everything contained on the tape between the previews and the "end of tape" static.