This is the second movie I've seen that stars Hulk Hogan. Hey, call me a masochist.

In this bore, Hulk Hogan is hired to watch a pair of bratty kids. There's some stuff with an evil guy, and of course, in the end, it all ends in laughs (on the characters' part; I was sleeping, personally).

First of all, this movie wins the award for Stupidest Evil Guy. This guy somehow got the top of his skull chopped off, so he covers he brain with tin foil (keeps brain matter fresh!). Not to mention that he tries to ram people with his tin foil (wow, voluntary brain damage). He also ends up being foiled (no pun intended [well maybe]) by this huge electromagnet he just happens to have in his hideout.

It also wins the award for Having Good Guys We Really Really Hate More Than The Bad Guys. The two kids are complete brats (who electrocute Hulk Hogan and laugh about it), their father is a complete putz trying to pass himself off as a scientific genius, and Hulk Hogan is a steroidal moron. I didn't care about any of these characters, and, like Speed 2, thought the movie would have been more entertaining had it simply been a 90 minute explosion.

Two turkeys.

Scene to watch for: Weight lifting (you'll have to see it to understand).

Best line: "Blackjack! Brains all over the sidewalk!"

Things that make you go "Huh?": Death of the Bad Guy.