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Sasquatch (a.k.a. The Untold)

Posted by: KRaCKeR
Date Submitted: Sunday, July 6, 2003 at 13:47:10
Date Posted: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 11:37:14

This is one of those bad "horror" movies involving some sorta of strange animal that slowly kills off the cast. Remember Anaconda, Bats, DNA...? It stars Lance "I used to have good roles" Henriksen as the head honcho of some genetics company who wants to find some piece of technology lost up north somewhere in a plane crash. Oh, and his daughter was in the plane.

Lance and his team go up north to where the plane crashed, hear noises, and see shadows, and they figure there's a Bigfoot around somewhere. They find the plane and get attacked; Lance goes back, getss attacked, gains respect for Bigfoot, then goes home.

The item that was on the plane that Lance wanted so bad was some sort of DNA-reading thing. He demonstrates it by pulling a hair from the hot reporter and putting it in the machine. Then he proceeds to tell her her ethnic and medical background from her DNA. Wow. Only in the movies.

They decide that Bigfoot and his family don't want to be discovered, and Lance destroys the machine in his "respect for the monster" moment.

Rating: 1 turkey.

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