In this Peter Jackson classic, alien invaders with a taste for human flesh have come to earth in order to stock up the meat lockers for their new chain of intergalactic fast food joints. The only thing standing in their way is...a group of inept special operatives with a high pain tolerance and a taste for vomit.

Alternate titles for the film include, "We've got fifty bucks and a bucket of cow brains -- let's make a movie!" and "What the heck were we thinking?" Watch for a surprise Beatles cameo and the memorable line, "I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run."