Hysterically bad acting. (Especially a whining, painful performance by the lead.) This movie makes little if any sense, and many of its "funny parts" fall flat. For no apparent reason, there's a submarine in the uncle character's stomach; a father-character who misguidedly attempts to instill good habits in his son; a soft-spoken Egyptian princess who comes out of absolutely nowhere; and a bad guy that looks all too much like the Emperor from "Star Wars." My brother and I had a blast watching it. (Watch for the epoxy-cement part -- it's hilarious!)

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For those who are not aware, "Saturday the 14th Strikes Back" is the 1988 sequel to the notoriously 1981 slasher movie spoof "Saturday the 14th." I'm told both are horrendous.