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Nail Gun Massacre

Posted by: Wade Rayner
Date Submitted: Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 10:29:51
Date Posted: Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 06:35:50

Some of my friends and I got into a "bad movie" stage for a couple of years, and this is by far our favorite. We probably watched it a dozen times, and it just keeps getting funnier.

I can't give an accurate storyline, because I haven't seen it in about 8-9 years, but I highly recommend it. Some examples of the great cheese in this movie:

- A fat woman is running through the woods with a baby, and the baby's head is bobbing all over the place -- would probably kill a normal infant.

- "Foosballin'" plays on a car radio. After the song ends, a DJ comes on for a minute, and then "Foosballin'" plays again.

- The badge on the town sheriff is in about four different locations on his uniform during what should be a continuous scene.

- A nail driven into a victim wiggles when touched.

- The sound made by the nail gun when it shoots a nail actually sounds like "nailgun, nailgun."

I've seen some of the movies reviewed on this web site, including "Hell Comes To Frogtown" and "Showgirls," and "Nail Gun Massacre" is the best of all the bad movies I've seen.


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