Ok, forget that you've got Michelle Pfeiffer singing and dancing (that "Cool Rider" dance is unforgettable), because the part that'll kill you is that they actually cast Adrien Zmed as the leader of the T-Birds!!!! You haven't lived until you've seen him utter those ultra-cool biker words, "Tonight, we bowl!"

Oh, yeah...it's bad. But it's bad with such sincerity you can't help but love it. You need to watch it just to see what biker heaven looks like. (Hint: it's veerrrry silvery there.) It's got great songs like "Reproduction" and rockin' dance numbers at the Bowl-O-Rama. This is the kind of movie you watch over and over and over until suddenly you realize you've got the whole thing memorized, and then you watch it again.